Swiss Army Haka

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09/30/2020 at 22:37 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
09/30/2020 at 22:45

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They are the champions.

This one was pretty good too, as I recall.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
09/30/2020 at 22:54

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That was my immediate thought.

AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrmmy training!

Also, PJ Soles. Rowr. 


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/01/2020 at 00:29

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This would’ve made my time on MCRD San Diego so much more fun, and by that I mean it would’ve been the only fun thing that happened there.


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/01/2020 at 00:50

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They’ve got work to do.


Kinja'd!!! hillrat > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
10/01/2020 at 06:48

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Thanks for posting that and showing these guys what a real Haka is all about.

It also occurs to me after watching that Haka how tremendously cathartic it must be to have a ritualized, physical way to express your grief and dismay when you’ve lost a comrade.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
10/01/2020 at 10:54

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I can’t look at an egg beater without thinking of her. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Chariotoflove
10/01/2020 at 11:17

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It was an ice cream scoop, wasn’t it?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
10/01/2020 at 11:24

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You’re right. Whelp, time to watch the movie again. 


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > hillrat
10/01/2020 at 16:55

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Indeed. While the haka is generally viewed (outside NZ, at least) as a “war dance” or ritual challenge, it’s use in Maori culture is as a general purpose vehicle to express strong emotion, which might include pride, defiance, contempt, joy, frustration, grief, or anything else you need to get off you r chest .

Also not well known is that there are literally thousands of hakas. Many of them are comp osed for a single event or made up on the spot, but some are created for a p articular purpose and re-used for that purpose, and others become popular for whatever reason and are used in all sorts of circums ta nces - basically it’s not the words that matter, it’s the emotion. For example the words of the best known haka, Ka Mate - which is the one used by the All Blacks rugby team and probably the only one most non-kiwis have ever heard - are completely wrong for a pre-game challenge or exp ress ion of national pride : they describe the feeling of having just cheated death. R eputedly it was composed by a famous war chief, Te Rauparaha, as he hid under a rock having run away from a losing battle* . On the other hand t he one in the video was composed by one of the fallen sold iers’ comrades specifically for the funeral, and the words express determination that the deaths won’t be in vain.

* pre-colonial Maori, as well a s being a warrior race, were very pragmatic: they had a strong sense of hono r , but it didn’t match the European one. Running away was n’t seen as a cowardly act if do ne in the ri ght circumstances : a finely tuned sense of when to get the hell out of Dodge would have been a highly valued trait in a war leader. A nd they they thought the best way to win a battle was to sneak up behind your enemies and slaughter them in their sleep, or lure them into a tr uce then betray it . One reason why NZ has a (rela tively) civilised colonial history is bec au se, as well as being colonised late enough that the Brits were developing some morals WRT their treatment of indigenous races , Her Majesty’s representatives on the ground had developed an understanding that subduing the se folks might not be any fun...